One day, lad, all this will be yours.

Discussion in 'Jokes And Campfire Stories / Songs' started by PopUpSteve, Jan 7, 2019.

  1. PopUpSteve

    PopUpSteve Administrator

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    When I first setup here, all there was was swamp. Other campers said I was daft to setup my camper in a swamp, but I setup all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp.

    So, I bought a second camper, that too sank into the swamp.

    So, I bought a third camper. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth camper... stayed up!

    And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest camper in the land.

    One day, lad, all this will be yours..png
     
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  2. nineoaks2004

    nineoaks2004 Every meal is a picnic and every Day is a holiday

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    Steve sounds like you had a streak of bad luck, but what you have now will pretty well stand up to anything short of a direct hit. I am a born swamp rat and haven't had as much bad luck as you had with the first three. Nice photo thanks for sharing.
     
  3. BikeNFish

    BikeNFish Well-Known Member

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    But father, I don't want any of that! I would rather...rather...just SING!
     
  4. PopUpSteve

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    You're not going to do a song while I'm here!

    Listen, lad, in twenty minutes you're going to be married to a girl whose father owns the biggest campground in Britain.
     
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  5. BikeNFish

    BikeNFish Well-Known Member

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    She has huge...tracts of land.
     
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