You Might Be A Camper if. . . . . .

Discussion in 'Jokes And Campfire Stories / Songs' started by PopUpSteve, Feb 3, 2008.

  1. PopUpSteve

    PopUpSteve Administrator

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    OK, this is kind of like Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be A Redneck if..." but for campers. Lets see how many we can do.

    You Might Be A Camper if....

    You refer to your car or truck as your "Tow Vehicle" even when you're not towing your camper.

    Steve
    Camp Director

    <i>When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.</i>
     
  2. Mr_Custom

    Mr_Custom Member

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    You spend more time and money doing renovations on your pup than your house.

    Mr_Custom
    2006 Chev Trail Blazer -2003 Coleman Sun Valley
     
  3. Digger

    Digger Foothills of Central Virginia

    ...you crawl into your camper in the middle of winter just to inhale...<img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_blush.gif border=0 align=middle alt="Blush">

    Ðigger
    2004 Fleetwood Westlake - StonyBlue
    2002 Econoline E-150
     
  4. Girl-Trapped

    Girl-Trapped New Member

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    . . .you assume that because you like the way your pup looks opened up in your driveway, your neighbors probably do too!

    01 Jayco Heritage Laurel
    04 Pilot EXL-NAV
    One wife
    Three daughters
    Big dreams
     
  5. ktn

    ktn New Member

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    you spend you winter weekend evenings at http://www.popupportal.com

    Keith and Claire
    2006 Tacoma
    2007 Palomino P283
     
  6. Rollnround

    Rollnround New Member

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    ...you camp in 7 degree weather just to say you camped in your new PuP.

    1982 Coleman Redwood
     
  7. golfusa99

    golfusa99 New Member

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    you go to your local Basspro and sit around there fake camp fire display discussing where you are going to camp this year!!!

    Jeff 45 <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_happycamper.gif border=0 align=middle alt="Happy Camper">
    Kim 40 <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_kisses.gif border=0 align=middle alt="Kisses">
    <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_suv.gif border=0 align=middle alt="Tow Vehicle"> 03 Chev Trailblazer
    <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_pu.gif border=0 align=middle alt="PopUp"> 00 Coleman Sedona
    http://community.webshots.com/user/fivemillerz

    Member Of The Midwest Poppers Camping Club
    Nights camped in 2006: 8
    Nights camped in 2007: 30
     
  8. suprz

    suprz may you never doubt yourself....

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    <BLOCKQUOTE id=quote><font size=1 face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" id=quote>quote:<hr height=1 noshade id=quote>...you crawl into your camper in the middle of winter just to inhale...<hr height=1 noshade id=quote></BLOCKQUOTE id=quote></font id=quote><font face="Verdana,Arial,Helvetica" size=2 id=quote>
    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually have done that!!!

    and i will do it again..soon...

    1996 jeep cherokee 4x4
    2002 flagstaff 228 AKA "cool runnings"
    "just camp!!"
     
  9. armyguy

    armyguy US [USA]

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    If you put your PU in the garage before your wifes car.......

    68 SFC Anderson Dan
    70 Toni
    88 Ashley
    93 Elizabeth
    01 Zoe (Bichon)
    05 TOYOTA 4Runner 4.7L V8 VVTi Tow package <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_suv.gif border=0 align=middle alt="Tow Vehicle">
    05 Flagstaff 208 <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_pu.gif border=0 align=middle alt="PopUp">
    "You do not have to lead by hitting people over the head,- thats assault of leadership" (Gen. Dwight D Eisenhower)
     
  10. erich0521

    erich0521 New Member

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    If your son and you decide to camp in Florida this summer rather than spend the week with the girls and in-laws at a very nice rental house wtih pool.

    Erich '98 Jayco Heritage Yosemite, Mahomet IL
     
  11. jushavnfun

    jushavnfun New Member

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    You start looking at all the dead wood and downed trees along side of the roads and think... wish I was campin' right now

    Marty & Elizabeth
    Proud owners of our vintage PUP, "Riff Raff"

    To ALL who have, or are serving... Thank You and Welcome Home!
     
  12. mercman

    mercman Go Ahead, Be That Happy Camper!

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    ...If your local state park knows you by first name and they have memorized your license plate for registration purposes.

    ...When your wife leaves you notes in the camper because she knows that's the best way to communicate with you.

    ...You plant flowers at your favorite site.

    there's more I'm sure.

    Chris

    01 f-150 <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_suv.gif border=0 align=middle alt="Tow Vehicle"> 07 Rockwood 1980, <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_pu.gif border=0 align=middle alt="PopUp">
    Nights Camped 2007 ~ 19
     
  13. suprz

    suprz may you never doubt yourself....

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    you come home from a hard day at work and you stop by the PUP and see how it is, before you walk in the house to say HI to your wife.

    1996 jeep cherokee 4x4
    2002 flagstaff 228 AKA "cool runnings"
    "just camp!!"
     
  14. PopUpSteve

    PopUpSteve Administrator

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    You drive past the "U-Store-It" lot, where your camper is parked, on the way to work everyday. And it's not on the way to work.

    Steve
    Camp Director

    <i>When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.</i>
     
  15. Cowboy Camper

    Cowboy Camper New Member

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    You might be a redneck camper if you...

    buy a new Thetford Potty and set it up to try it out in your Apartment instead of using the real bathroom! <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_blackeye.gif border=0 align=middle alt="Black Eye"> <hr>
    OMG, did I just post that out loud? <center><img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_cowboy.gif border=0 align=middle alt="Cowboy Camper"></center>
     
  16. outdoorxman

    outdoorxman The mountains are calling me and I must go.

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    you have a PopUp Portal receiver hitch cover.

    you're camping trips also revolve around outdoor stores.

    I'm not says being a redneck camper is bad because all ya all includin' me fit the description.

    Me '60 <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_bbq.gif border=0 align=middle alt="Barbeque">
    DW '67 <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_smore.gif border=0 align=middle alt="Smores">
    Toby the canoing dog
    TV '99 Sierra <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_suv.gif border=0 align=middle alt="Tow Vehicle">
    PU '00 Coleman Niagara Elite <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_pu.gif border=0 align=middle alt="PopUp">
    Days Camping (07) 27 & Counting
     
  17. mortonlykeleigh

    mortonlykeleigh New Member

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    ....you perform a partial pop-up in the dead of Winter, just to get a sniff. <font color=red>Rendering yourself partially stupid when you come to the realization that somebody else has already posted that answer.</font id=red>

    '08 Fleetwood Saratoga
    '02 Ford Explorer a/k/a Betty Ford
    '90 Ranger, a/k/a Robert Red Ford

    Edited by - mortonlykeleigh on February 04 2008 14:55:25
     
  18. mostlyok

    mostlyok We're Mostly OK!

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    you want to camp so bad you think about bringing your 83 year old MIL for a week 200 miles from home!
    Paul of MostlyOK

    Heidi & Paul <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_camping.gif border=0 align=middle alt="Camping"> are MostlyOK http://community.webshots.com/user/mostlyok
    <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_pu.gif border=0 align=middle alt="PopUp"> '94 Starcraft Space Flyer
    <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_jeep.gif border=0 align=middle alt="Jeep"> '05 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited
    If its got zippers and Velcro it's got to be fun!
     
  19. BigEasyCampr

    BigEasyCampr New Member

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    When you set up camp in camp driveway you actually build a camp fire.

    Harry
    Charlotte
    '05 Chevy Silverado 1500 Ext. Cab <img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_suv.gif border=0 align=middle alt="Tow Vehicle">
    '99 Jayco Eagle 12ST<img src=../Images/icons/icon_smile_pu.gif border=0 align=middle alt="PopUp">
     
  20. lodost45

    lodost45 New Member

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    Your doctor's diagnosis for your illness is POPUP fever.

    campernapper
    96 Coleman Bayport
    TV-06 Trailblazer
    DH Class of 63
    DW Class of 64
    DS90/DS92/DS99(all Campers)
    BABY-The Bassett
    camped 2007 - 23 day(s)
    Camped 2008 - 00 day(s)
     

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