Bear Warning Sign

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  1. astronomynv

    astronomynv 98 Starcraft Constellation 1021 TV 93 Ford Bronco

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    This is copied from a sign at Fort Steele Campground Canada (I think)

    Due to the frequency of human-bear encounters, the B.C. Fish and Wildlife Branch is advising hikers, hunters, fisherman, and any persons that use the out of doors in a recreational or work related function to take extra precautions while in the field.

    We advise the outdoorsmen to wear little noisy bells on clothing so as to give advance warning to any bears that might be close by so you don't take them be surprise.

    We also advise anyone using the out-of-doors to carry "Pepper Spray" with him in case of an encounter with a bear.

    Outdoorsmen should also be on the watch for fresh bear activity, and be able to tell the difference between black bear and grizzly bear feces. Black bear feces is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur. Grizzly bear SH*T has bells in it and smells like pepper.

    [:D]
     
  2. sehuff903

    sehuff903 1985 Palomino MXL

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    The punch line took me totally by surprise. I almost fell out of my chair laughing. And scared DW half to death when it burst out.
    Thanks for the laugh.
     
  3. Matt O

    Matt O Strangers are friends who have not yet met

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    [LOL] [LOL] [LOL]
     
  4. bud121156

    bud121156 Western North Carolina

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  5. Matt O

    Matt O Strangers are friends who have not yet met

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    awwww how cute

    Where is the mama?
     
  6. PATMD

    PATMD SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!

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    I BET THAT BEAR IS LOOKING FOR THAT ROLL OF CHARMINE T.P. HE LEFT SOMEWHERE..... [!]
    PATMD
     
  7. Mr. Bill

    Mr. Bill PUP-2002 Flagstaff 725D TV- 2004 Dodge Ram 1500

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    Proof that yes, bears really do sh*t in the woods.
     
  8. bearnbrie

    bearnbrie Member

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    He had to make some room in his tummy for whats in the cooler in that blue car up the hill.
     
  9. Hacksaw

    Hacksaw Active Member

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    Here is the actual sign.

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  10. hefferm

    hefferm New Member

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    LMBO, this is my new favorite sign!
     
  11. benfrench

    benfrench Woodbridge, VA

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    That is beautiful... [LOL]
     
  12. The Postman

    The Postman You gotta love Camping!!

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    This has become my favorite joke. And since we camp in bear country all the time, it is also very appropriate for us as a family.
     

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