Giving it straight

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  1. nineoaks2004

    nineoaks2004 Every meal is a picnic and every Day is a holiday

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    Oct 15, 2006
    Dukes, Fl
    A Terminally ill man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his Dr." give it to me straight, Doc" He said" How long do I have?" The physician replied that he doubted wether the man would survive the night. So the man said "fetch me my lawyer" When the Lawyer arrived, the man asked the Physician to stand on one side of the bed while the lawyer stood on the other side. The man then closed his eyes,. After a few minutes the Physician asked him what he was thinking about. The man replied " Jesus died with a thief on either side. I thought i would check out the same way"
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