I grant you one wish

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  1. UKDiamond001

    UKDiamond001 Active Member

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    A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach, when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
    The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic! Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

    Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

    The biker thought about it for a long time.

    Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

    The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"



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  2. fergusonman

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    I always get the last words of an argument with my wife.....YES DEAR!!!

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    I'll second that, fergusonman! And there's also ... You're right!


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    Ooooh, you guys are so funny. Of course this is coming from a woman who does not have her man house broke yet. LOL.....

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    DH and I never argue. We're both too stubborn to give in, and NOBODY would ever win! He usually gets his way, but if I let him know I want something, he knows I really mean it and usually goes along with me. After almost 37 years I have him pretty close to perfect!

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    I know a man who named his boat "The Last Word"

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    I know I married misses Right. Just didn't know her first name was Always.

    Instead of telling God how big your problem is, tell the problem how big your God is.
     

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