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    nineoaks2004 Every meal is a picnic and every Day is a holiday

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    A wife was cooking breakfast of fired eggs for her hubby who suddenly burst into the kitchen "careful he said" "Careful! Put in some more butter ! Oh My GOD!
    you are cooking too many at once TOO MANY ! TURN THEM NOW ! We need more butter. Oh my GOD where are we going to get more butter. They are starting to stick. Careful ! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you are cooking. Turn them ! Hurry up Are you crazy have you LOST your mind. Use the salt, use the salt. The wife stared at him " what in the world is wrong with you" "You don't think I know how to fry a couple of eggs" The husband calmly replied " I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I am driving"
     
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    Thanks for the huge laugh!!
     
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    Obviously didn't season the cast iron pan well. <<GG>>
     
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    nineoaks2004 Every meal is a picnic and every Day is a holiday

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    My coffee kicks in as soon as I take a sip, I make NAVY coffee, DW says "I do not drink but chew my coffee" :) Even my Lodge Brothers says it is too strong when I make it and said to they use 2.5 coffee measurements instead of the 6 when I make it. Seems fine to me...
     
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    Meine Oma drank hers without sugar. The solution would eat the bowl off the spoon <GG>.

    Hey, how did you change the sentence just below your name? "every day is a picnic"
     

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