A wife was cooking breakfast of fired eggs for her hubby who suddenly burst into the kitchen "careful he said" "Careful! Put in some more butter ! Oh My GOD! you are cooking too many at once TOO MANY ! TURN THEM NOW ! We need more butter. Oh my GOD where are we going to get more butter. They are starting to stick. Careful ! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you are cooking. Turn them ! Hurry up Are you crazy have you LOST your mind. Use the salt, use the salt. The wife stared at him " what in the world is wrong with you" "You don't think I know how to fry a couple of eggs" The husband calmly replied " I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I am driving"