What I don't understand is why the Poopers called the cops? The COPS! If I was (or thought I was) having issues with my camping neighbor, I would have contacted the campground HOSTS! If it were serious, then I would expect HOSTS to call cops. Those Poopers sound like a strange bunch, and I'm glad I've never come in contact with people like that in my camping experience. Hope your wife doesn't make you sell the PUP.