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  1. nineoaks2004

    nineoaks2004 Every meal is a picnic and every Day is a holiday

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    Oct 15, 2006
    Dukes, Fl
    I went to the liquor store Tuesday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Crown Royal, and put it in the bicycle basket.

    As I was about to leave, I thought to myself: if I fall off the bicycle, the bottle will break. So I drank all the Crown Royal before I went home.

    It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home.
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